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An old snake goes to see his coctor. He says, "Doctor, I need something for my eyes. I can't see well these days". The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks, and tells the doctor he's very depressed. The doctor says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc. I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
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Random Joke
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past
few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32
instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.
Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand
miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car
would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?" |
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